half and half.
The High Line. Julien Strangler
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“i can’t do anything different
up there.
half of balance
is just believing
you
have
it.”
we the people (love a long weekend).
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don’s right, it will rain.
please don’t come to work monday.
take a labor day!
i stare, don’t really care.
Finale at Dolce & Gabbana. JAK & JIL BLOG
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A few days ago, I rode one of the many elevators in my office building down to the first floor to get something from the messenger center. Usually, I put my brain on pause when I have to stop playing with you guys for a second to do various menial tasks . . . except . . . this time a random old dude got on halfway down (it was just the two us) and took a shiny money clip out of his pocket. Holy Moly Guacamole! You would not believe the number of crisp $20 bills he had in there! It was like a golden money clip of dreams! Fresh $20 bill dreams! I wanted to touch them! All of them! But he was touching them! Unfortunately, I made absolutely no effort to suppress the wide open, gaping amystare that had taken over my face. I think it took me, like, a whole fucking minute to realize the elevator had made it to the ground floor and that I needed to stop gawking at this man’s ..H..U..G..E….W..A..D.. and exit, but not before this special exchange (!) :
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Him:..You can leave now.
Me:….Okay.
fonts on the brain.
sept first, sept font.
font squirrel, thewildhunt
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neo retro draw,
you’re perfect for september!
click here to download
dinosaurs be doin’ it.
Dinosaur Comics September 1, 2010. Ryan North
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if everyone is
enthusiastic, focused:
esprit de corps-gy.
stillness, taurus.
Confession: I think psychics are totally rad.
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Yes. I’m aware this also makes me look ..R..E..A..L..L..Y….D..U..M..B.. (everyone knows seeing a psychic is just a crash course diet to one day fitting back into your crazypants). But whenever I think about all those silky scarfs and beaded curtains and round tables and cool weather life forecasts, my hands start to impulsively check for a fiver that could have fallen into my giant purse when I wasn’t looking. Since the majority of my lincolns are always falling into a different bottomless pit (my landlord’s bank account), I usually just read the ridiculously thorough astrology column by The Astro Twins instead.
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PS – Love their advice about my work week (!) :
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“Saturn in your house of daily work is forcing you to pay your dues. You kind of hate this right now, as you feel you should be farther along on your path that you are at the moment. Instead of railing against your circumstances, try to think of them as a brief stint in boot camp. What muscles can you build through this experience? Much like holding a yoga pose, it may look like you’re doing nothing on the surface; however, the strength it takes to remain in position with a serene look on your face is a Herculean effort worth striving for. Stillness, Taurus. This is the ultimate goal of the week. You’ll see troubling situations heal themselves when you don’t jump into the fray in reactionary form.”
- Taurus Weekly Horoscope (8/30 – 9/5), The Astro Twins
okay whew.
this is me, nerding out.
Holy crap, kids. There is a Things Organized Neatly tumblr!
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I’m so excited!
And I just can’t hide it!
I’m so . . . I’m so . . .
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S…C…A…R…E…D…[to have things not be neatly organized].
align right, justify.
Plenty of Fish. Appleping
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Friend:..When I was little my dad used to point out pregnant women and told me they ate the watermelon seed, and that’s how babies are made. Don’t swallow the seed!
Me:..And then later on you found out swallowing the seed is a way not to get pregnant.
Friend:..Oh, that’s good.
Me:..I know. I felt it as I was saying it. Everything aligned.
