i mostly slam cats,
but this one seems different.
a dog in disguise . . . ?
there’s money in the banana stand.
Agenda 2011. Julie Joliat
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I do this every year. Whenever the final week of December is all “yo, what up girl?” I find myself jamming a fistful of miscellanies into my daily routine. It’s like, if I start doing something different the last week of December and it still scores face time even after all the slushpoo has melted and gone evaps forever, I don’t have to say it’s one of those laaaaaaame new year’s resolutions, but rather just something I started doing because, I don’t know, I’m awesome? And I do what I want? All the time? Anyway, this time last year I started lying about what I did for a living (and moisturizing). This year?
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Neti potting.
less than three typography.
there isn’t a lot
i love like typography.
oh, maybe kissing.
mr. clean & dirty.
H…E…L…L…O….
i wish i was a little bit taller.
let’s make x-rays.
babies in toyland.
simple math.
..CarsonToo
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feel like a lady
plus a little bit baby =
ladybabyblues
the dudes.
what now.
thanks, dahl.
to errol flynn is human.
what up, wednesday.
Overflowing Optimism. Chad Kouri, Ben Speckmann, Live Now
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the 1990s.
property of martin crane.
sippin’ on gin & juice.
hot & cold.
a puppy + a kennedy =
agadorable.
Armand:..What is that crap you served us?
Agador:….It’s Guatemalan Peasant Soup.
Armand:..What’s Guatemalan Peasant Soup?
Agador:….I don’t know, I made it up. I made it up!
learning curves.
S…O……H…O…T……R…I…G…H…T……N…O…W….
be there in 5.
out there / doing it
but i’m gonna need some time
(double exposure).
about to bust some.
W…I…S…H……M…E……L…U…C…K….
times infinity + 1.
Just a little heads up – posting throughout the next two weeks or so may be lighter than usual because today was my last day at the firm, tonight I’m heading upstate to spend Thanksgiving weekend with my best friend and his family (all of whom I love times infinity + 1), and then Monday I start my new job. Please please please just keep in mind, it’s not you (it’s me). Oh, and in case I haven’t told you already, thank you. Thank you sooo f-ing much.
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i think the dead said,
“what a long, strange trip it’s been.”
me? I’m just grateful.
4 for you, glenn coco.
everything’s just fine fine fine.
pockets look like this
when you teach kindergarten
all day, everyday.
shoe out.
pickles, packing.
yesterday we drove
all the way to picklefest.
now i need to pack!
bend & snap a little less.
black dress, in the back.
gotta question, kids:
who wants to make crazyart?
ooh ooh me! i do.
you hang up first.
N…O…,……Y…O…U….
ladies leave yo man at home.
stuck between a menu and a hard place.
Back in August, one of my co-workers left the firm to go study medieval history at a prestigious graduate school in England. I was really jealous to see her go, not because I had any interest in medieval history (sorry, I just like fonts better), but because I felt completely trapped and lost and had little to no confidence that I would be able to find my way. If it’s any indication of my headspace at the time, this was our last exchange:
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Me:..I’m not as unhappy as I seem.
Her:..I hope you’re not as unhappy as you seem.
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Oooof. Anyway, she left this note on my desk after she stayed late to pack up all her things, so I didn’t end up finding it until the next morning. When I read it, I got a huge lump in my throat and my eyes started to well up with tears. I really, really wanted to believe what she had written was true, but at the time I just couldn’t so I took the note and hid it behind some papers pinned to my cubicle. I also did this because I knew it would make me cry every time I saw it and, well, crying at work was just sooo 2009.
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Flash forward 2 months —> I found my way. My last day at the firm is next Tuesday and, being the over-zealous pre-planner that I am, my desk was cleared off and my files were put in basement storage right after my first phone interview. Unfortunately, this means I now only have stupid little things left to take care of (don’t forget that mug! don’t forget those snacks! don’t forget this bamboo plant!), so I’ve been trying to make them last all week. As it happens, yesterday was take down all the things I pinned to my cubicle day and this note, stuck between a menu and a hard copy of the office holiday calendar, made me cry all over again. But this time it was for the good reasons.
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The really, really good reasons.
fine & dandyism.
I just discovered that GQ keeps a digital archive of every cover from 1957-2007 on their website that anyone can access (no subscription necessary). Let’s just say, it’s been a very productive morning.
lost in transition.
Age of Consent by New Order
rollin’ in lols.
been giggling 4daze.
i whip my hair.
more yes than no.
yes:..i washed my hands
no:…i’m not going to cry
yes:..that was a lie
him & her.
her:…i guess we’re going to follow the 2 train until it becomes express at 72nd street.
him:..you’re speculating.
her:…yes i am. it’s known as conversation.
him:
poker face.
C…H…E…C…K….
end of daze.
2009 was a bitch.
2010 was a slap.
2011 will be payback.
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I……J…U…S…T……K…N…O…W……I…T….
rewind.
that’s what’s up.
gotta get up to get down.
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hands up.
hey girl.
N…I…C…E……K…N…I…T…S….
wtf wednesday.
Minga
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“When you’re 20 you worry about what people think about you, and then when you’re 30 you don’t care what they think about you, and then when you’re 40 you realize they weren’t thinking about you.”
in stores today.
i got a new job.
here’s a mix to celebrate
i hope you like it.
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liner thank you notes:…dan, eric, joji, lani, justine, aj, ashley, patrick, buster, all the dudes at continuum, the internet, hudson river bike lanes, garamond small caps, steve whitfield, tory fair, esalen, my libertine blazer, cinnamon schoolbook cookies, amex, testmasters, mechanical pencils, whole foods on bowery, 9th street on 10th street, lula’s sweet apothecary, crunch gym, west village housing works, rubgy’s return policy, liquiteria, klean kanteen, dog days, tresemmé hair gel, 3 in 1 pie, the astrotwins, google reader, and you guys.
again, but better.
when i’m not talking.
glam glam thank you ma’am.
things that make living here more than okay:
listening to paul simon while getting from point a to b
breaking the code to trader joe’s (8am m-f; 9pm f/sa)
finding this glam as fuck photo of mk in my old apt*
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* not really, but the dirt and door look eerily familiar.