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huw devine
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Wow, I fucking LOVE what’s going on outside. I mean, I know some of you are all, “Ooooh that indian summer was so nice, this cold shit blows,” but for card carrying tribe members who don’t have super-convenient, come rain or come shine asian hair genes, a hot and heavy 75°, 80% humidity, and 100% chance of bitchy ass light rain is exactly how our curls hate spiral into a full blown anxiety attack, we accidentally overdose on gel and mousse, and wednesday becomes just another epic fail.  So when I woke up this morning and discovered:
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49° and sunny
38% humidity
100% awesome
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I was all, ho-man (hell yes).


Large Industrial Fan. Hindsvik
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The city was in a FOWL mood this morning.  My best guess is that it was due to extreme exhaustion from this pre-summer heat wave.  Seriously, last night was so unbelievably hot and humid that the only way I managed to fall asleep was by placing a cold, damp paper towel on my forehead, dangling my arm in front of an open mini freezer, and carefully balancing a bag of frozen blueberries on my bare stomach and left thigh.  I mean, I know we all paid it forward last summer when a certain weather DJ fell asleep and played torrential downpour on repeat for 3 months, but this kind of heated apology is not only excessive, it’s insincere.
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And since I don’t really feel like sleeping with my produce all summer, I’m probably going to spark a summer fro-mance with this dude asap.


Pretty Lady. Leah Giberson
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In case you’re wondering, the working city is going crazy right now on a high five fever buzz.  Why?  Because weather dot com says that tomorrow’s high will be climbing to {wait for it} .86°F. Uhh, excuse me?  Oh, you’re serious.  Well in that case, yes for me.  So in light of this development, I’ve decided to time machine it to Saturday @ 2pm by putting together a 9-5 Friday mixtape.  Wanna join me?  I’d love a buddy.  Oh!  If you have any track suggestions in the spirit of later, day job. i got some awesome shit to do, leave me a comment yo. 
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I’ll add them mad quick.

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this morning @ 6:15am:
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from: .myboss@myjob.com
to: .everyone@myjob.com
subject: .casual attire today
given the weather conditions, please feel free to dress casually today.
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then I looked out the window and saw:
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my courtyard neighbors having rather raunchy sex.
normally, this would be a pleasant surprise.
but until now I didn’t know I had courtyard neighbors.
and not once have I pulled down my shades.
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ey oh.