casual attire/sex today.

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this morning @ 6:15am:
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from: .myboss@myjob.com
to: .everyone@myjob.com
subject: .casual attire today
given the weather conditions, please feel free to dress casually today.
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then I looked out the window and saw:
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my courtyard neighbors having rather raunchy sex.
normally, this would be a pleasant surprise.
but until now I didn’t know I had courtyard neighbors.
and not once have I pulled down my shades.
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ey oh.