middle management.
finding a new apartment.
ugh, fine – being green.
Tag: uhhhmazing art
jgl ♥ omg.
a very viral veekend
to you and yours.
ps – young hot shibes in your area just dying to cyber.
simple and plain.
30 love.
i love you when
you are asleep,
or in the yard,
or at work,
or out with your friends.
i’m with stamos.
this series
is about it ’bout it.
take a look if you enjoy
charming funny things.
ed. pls disregard the fact that yahoo had anything to do with it.
acrobaten.
anja says,
“time to start working on an animal zine,
started with drawing a young tapir.”
amy says,
“time to start working on my flygirl scene,
started with buying a baller jacket.”
sound off.
“play ‘i do it’ as you do it.” — shrimp scampi, step six.
“put on your versace apron.” — teriyaki salmon, step one.
“drape yourself in an adidas sweatsuit, chainz n thangs.” — sautéed asparagus, step one.
“position yourself in a room surrounded by a handful of tvs playing sportscenter with the sound off.” — crab cakes with mango salsa, step one.
“call fergie, invite her to watch a movie on netflix. once she accepts, start making green beans.” — garlicky green beans, step one.
“get a manicure and a pedicure.” — #metime sauce, step two.
“spend some more #metime at the house, catching up on old seasons of the wire.” — #metime sauce, step three.
foam vortex.
erik says, “human beings appear to prefer strict geometric design while nature flows in a chaotic, organic way. when investigating further, one realizes that nature follows certain highly advanced patterns and that we humans – from time to time – prefer the organic flow to the well defined, the controlled, the organized.”
amy says, “omg these jpeg file names are sexy swedish spacey cool.”
birth
bubbel life
circel
connection
crystal
edges
flower
foam
fractalsmaximus
graphic
hexabox
hypnotic
lines
nature
patches
spaceflower
spacestar
spiral
squares
squares2
stream
stripes1star
stripes2star
struktur
tre
vortex
brain food.
pete wells:..[hiding behind the nytimes dining section].
rick berke:..pete, have you ever worn a disguise?
pete wells:..i’m wearing one right now.
ha.
rick berke:..can we see the top of your head, pete?
pete wells:..[pushes his face into the centerfold] that’s my nose.
rick berke:..you’re not cooperating, pete.
shiiiiit.
pete wells can haaaaaang?
ruth reichl loooathes honey?
omg, this is brillllliant.
bed head.
found.
national geographic has a tumblr
and it’s hillllaaaaaaarious.
i am the strange.
better.
and then alex chen made me feel
not so weird about google glass
for 2 minutes and 22 seconds.
righteous dude.
whisky diet.
george william widmer
is my favorite thing
on the internet
right now.
tumblr score c/o my +1
type-amazing amy.
ooOOoo. gasp!
favorite things.
yup.
jack. there’s a boat, jack. jaaaack.
come back. come back. come baaaack.
whistle. whistle. whistle. WHISTLE.
bear fox franco.
oscar wilde said that if you know what you want to be, then you inevitably become it – that is your punishment, but if you never know, then you can be anything. there is a truth to that. we are not nouns, we are verbs. i am not a thing – an actor, a writer – i am a person who does things – i write, i act – and i never know what i am going to do next. i think you can be imprisoned if you think of yourself as a noun.
the only way.
clips.
ready or not.
a born again
hooligan →
only to be
king again.
– fugees
on again.
i peaked in hs.
story tiiiiiiime. so, as you may or may not know, i grew up in michiana (a classy place named after classy radio personalities who didn’t feel like taking five extra seconds to distinguish between michigan and northern indiana during weekly broadcasts). basically, it was a REALLY small town and a REALLY big deal when friday’s, chili’s, AND barnes & noble all opened up at the exact same time on top of neighboring cornfields in the middle of mishawaka (another classy place named after a native american princess who got stabbed in the boob). wow, wikipedia. just. wow. aaaaanyway, when the time came for my older sister to consider her part-time high school job options, she wisely choose books and newspapers over lukewarm queso and suspender flair. 5 years later, i was more than happy to cash in on the nepotism and opted for the same. let the record reflect, i LOVED working at barnes & noble. the in-store cafe was 50% off, i made a KILLING during christmas (#jewishhhh), and they paid me to wear the six flags clifford couture.
yes, kids.
mama was a staaaaaar.
photographer of the impossible.
accentuate the positive.
i took marvin’s reSOULution ride this morning (it’s called a “reSOULultion” because you “resolve” to ride for a brutal 90min instead of the usual 45min). after it was over and i didn’t die, i hopped off my bike, buried my face in a complimentary towel, and – quite unexpectedly – burst into tears. the truth? i don’t know a whole lot about the gritty specifics and logistics of 2013 and it’s frustrating the fuck out of me.…{deep breath, heavy sigh}…but … there’s always a but … i do know some things, better things. for instance, how i felt this morning is how i want to feel all year:
tested.
sweaty.
open.
ready.
and that’s how i’ll get to tomorrow.
c’mon, guys. woo. woo!
happy tomorrow.
believin’ all the hooey.
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“if you haven’t noticed, you are in the midst of a transition that is affecting every single part of your life. come next year, things will look and feel different. it’s as if you are on a trapeze and letting go of one ring to fly and catch the other. be brave.” – horoscope, dec 3
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and earlier this week . . .
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me: yesterday was supposed to be a luck day…
kate: you can’t believe all that hooey!
me: i believe a lot of hooey.
.
the things.
earth, chillin.
woodsman.
all seats $2.
boyfriends.
terms & conditions.
*
.
there are times when
it will go so wrong
that you will barely be alive,
and times when you realize
that being barely alive,
on your own terms,
is better than living
a bloated half-life
on someone else’s terms.
deliberately wasted.
slidin’ away.
just perfect.
*
.
as always,
the universe is in its perfect order . . .
even if it doesn’t feel like it, at all.
live.
thirtysomethings.
tools.
one sec.
tongue tied.
hot air.
fundstück.
please.
*
.
instead of telling us
a thing was “terrible,”
describe it so that
we’ll be terrified.
comma chameleon.
*
.
“ . . . i’d never seen
new york
like this before.
never seen
these colours,
the city flushed,
b l u s h i n g .
this is how i imagine
the insides of a living person,
chest cracked open so you can see
everything jammed in,
working on top of each other
and next to each other,
t o g e t h e r .”
.
– victoria hannan
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feelin’ it.
ap physics.
*
.
we are all agreed
that your theory is crazy.
the question that divides us
is whether it is crazy enough
to have a chance of being correct.
love & happy mess.
*
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i visited joanna over the weekend and,
not only did she play mostest hostess,
she surprised me with a trip to the ica
for stefan sagmeister’s happy show.
on a gumball scale from 1 → 10,
i threw down 25¢ for a 9.
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ps – obvs, my happiness symbol is a video gchat in full screen.
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the roof is on fire.
one time i attended – – – >
an earth sciences theme party
inside a high rise on bleecker.
the host? a vulcanist.
.
besides meeting a vulcanist
and his ernest follow through
with the earth sciences theme,
the mvp of the night was his view.
.
through the vulcanist’s living room window,
located way way up on floor 20-somethingth,
you could see every trustafarian rooftop
from houston to wall street.
.
it.
was.
awesome.
.
couleurs de l’ombre.
.
“when i visited his studio in tokyo, hiroshi sugimoto showed me his project colours of shadow. i remember it very clearly: at the centre of a large, light-filled room, rising like a column from floor to ceiling, there stood a crystal prism of immaculate clarity. this was an experimental device whereby, every morning, the sunlight passing through the prism would create a world of colours, projected like shadows on the white walls of the studio. a chromatic epiphany in polaroid that the artist suggested we could capture on our silk scarf. out of this came 20 subtle variations, all different, printed in giant format.”
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ps – this image of hermès dressing hiroshi is oh so adorable.
pps – afterzine’s oh so incredible editor’s diary found it all first.
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still killer.
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ira’s advice.
james’ definition.
al’s illustration.
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ps – delighted ira and i are both on board the “no shame in using killer as an adjective” train.
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