sound off.

ian kenneth bird
“play ‘i do it’ as you do it.” — shrimp scampi, step six.
“put on your versace apron.” — teriyaki salmon, step one.
“drape yourself in an adidas sweatsuit, chainz n thangs.” — sautéed asparagus, step one.
“position yourself in a room surrounded by a handful of tvs playing sportscenter with the sound off.” — crab cakes with mango salsa, step one.
“call fergie, invite her to watch a movie on netflix. once she accepts, start making green beans.” — garlicky green beans, step one.
“get a manicure and a pedicure.” — #metime sauce, step two.
“spend some more #metime at the house, catching up on old seasons of the wire.” — #metime sauce, step three.

#mealtime cookbook by 2 chainz

foam vortex.

foam
vortex
erik says, “human beings appear to prefer strict geometric design while nature flows in a chaotic, organic way. when investigating further, one realizes that nature follows certain highly advanced patterns and that we humans – from time to time – prefer the organic flow to the well defined, the controlled, the organized.”

amy says, “omg these jpeg file names are sexy swedish spacey cool.”

birth
bubbel life
circel
connection
crystal
edges
flower
foam
fractalsmaximus
graphic
hexabox
hypnotic
lines
nature
patches
spaceflower
spacestar
spiral
squares
squares2
stream
stripes1star
stripes2star
struktur
tre
vortex

brain food.

aerial-1-new
http://www.josephford.net
aerial-8-new
pete wells:..[hiding behind the nytimes dining section].
rick berke:..pete, have you ever worn a disguise?
pete wells:..i’m wearing one right now.

ha.

rick berke:..can we see the top of your head, pete?
pete wells:..[pushes his face into the centerfold] that’s my nose.
rick berke:..you’re not cooperating, pete.

shiiiiit.

pete wells can haaaaaang?
ruth reichl loooathes honey?
omg, this is brillllliant.

bear fox franco.

bear
fox
james franco
oscar wilde said that if you know what you want to be, then you inevitably become it – that is your punishment, but if you never know, then you can be anything. there is a truth to that. we are not nouns, we are verbs. i am not a thing – an actor, a writer – i am a person who does things – i write, i act – and i never know what i am going to do next. i think you can be imprisoned if you think of yourself as a noun.

stephen fry

i peaked in hs.

book
week 11
story tiiiiiiime. so, as you may or may not know, i grew up in michiana (a classy place named after classy radio personalities who didn’t feel like taking five extra seconds to distinguish between michigan and northern indiana during weekly broadcasts). basically, it was a REALLY small town and a REALLY big deal when friday’s, chili’s, AND barnes & noble all opened up at the exact same time on top of neighboring cornfields in the middle of mishawaka (another classy place named after a native american princess who got stabbed in the boob). wow, wikipedia. just. wow. aaaaanyway, when the time came for my older sister to consider her part-time high school job options, she wisely choose books and newspapers over lukewarm queso and suspender flair. 5 years later, i was more than happy to cash in on the nepotism and opted for the same. let the record reflect, i LOVED working at barnes & noble. the in-store cafe was 50% off, i made a KILLING during christmas (#jewishhhh), and they paid me to wear the six flags clifford couture.

yes, kids.
mama was a staaaaaar.

accentuate the positive.

attitude

i took marvin’s reSOULution ride this morning (it’s called a “reSOULultion” because you “resolve” to ride for a brutal 90min instead of the usual 45min). after it was over and i didn’t die, i hopped off my bike, buried my face in a complimentary towel, and – quite unexpectedly – burst into tears. the truth? i don’t know a whole lot about the gritty specifics and logistics of 2013 and it’s frustrating the fuck out of me.{deep breath, heavy sigh}but … there’s always a but … i do know some things, better things. for instance, how i felt this morning is how i want to feel all year:

tested.
sweaty.
open.
ready.

and that’s how i’ll get to tomorrow.

c’mon, guys. woo. woo!
happy tomorrow.

believin’ all the hooey.

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“if you haven’t noticed, you are in the midst of a transition that is affecting every single part of your life. come next year, things will look and feel different. it’s as if you are on a trapeze and letting go of one ring to fly and catch the other. be brave.” – horoscope, dec 3
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and earlier this week . . .
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me:  yesterday was supposed to be a luck day…
kate:  you can’t believe all that hooey!
me:  i believe a lot of hooey.
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woodsman.

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must love:
knit caps + canaduh.
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ps – what’s a good rye whiskey to bring to a party so the host can make manhattans? i’m also considering a badass bottle of bourbon . . . anyone? anyone? bueller?
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comma chameleon.

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“ . . . i’d never seen
new york
like this before.
never seen
these colours,
the city flushed,

b l u s h i n g .

this is how i imagine
the insides of a living person,
chest cracked open so you can see
everything jammed in,
working on top of each other
and next to each other,

t o g e t h e r .”
.
victoria hannan

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the roof is on fire.

alex maclean
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one time i attended – – – >
an earth sciences theme party
inside a high rise on bleecker.
the host? a vulcanist.
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besides meeting a vulcanist
and his ernest follow through
with the earth sciences theme,
the mvp of the night was his view.
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through the vulcanist’s living room window,
located way way up on floor 20-somethingth,
you could see every trustafarian rooftop
from houston to wall street.
.
it.
was.
awesome.
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couleurs de l’ombre.

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“when i visited his studio in tokyo, hiroshi sugimoto showed me his project colours of shadow. i remember it very clearly: at the centre of a large, light-filled room, rising like a column from floor to ceiling, there stood a crystal prism of immaculate clarity. this was an experimental device whereby, every morning, the sunlight passing through the prism would create a world of colours, projected like shadows on the white walls of the studio. a chromatic epiphany in polaroid that the artist suggested we could capture on our silk scarf. out of this came 20 subtle variations, all different, printed in giant format.”

pierre-alexis dumas

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psthis image of hermès dressing hiroshi is oh so adorable.
ppsafterzine’s oh so incredible editor’s diary found it all first.
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