pete wells:..[hiding behind the nytimes dining section].
rick berke:..pete, have you ever worn a disguise?
pete wells:..i’m wearing one right now.
ha.
rick berke:..can we see the top of your head, pete?
pete wells:..[pushes his face into the centerfold] that’s my nose.
rick berke:..you’re not cooperating, pete.
shiiiiit.
pete wells can haaaaaang?
ruth reichl loooathes honey?
omg, this is brillllliant.