animals.

no girls over there
under her door
things people say to me
i feel like you want to think that what you’re feeling is really deep, like some seriously profound existential shit. but to me, it looks like the most tired, average thing in the world, the guy who is all interested in a woman until the very moment when it dawns on him that he has her. wanting only what you can’t have.

the affliction
of shallow morons
everywhere.

adelle waldman

what’s in prince’s fridge?

princesfridgesketch
dunk-a-roos (about 5 pounds’ worth)
“don’t know what 2 say about dunk-a-roos. they’re just good! sometimes you want a food that is comfortable and takes you back. for me, it’s those crazy little kangaroo crackers.”

18 varieties of mustard (including german, texan, and raspberry-flavored varieties)
“i don’t collect it, but LOL yeah there’s a lot in there. U gotta love mustard. the raspberry kind is the best. you wouldn’t expect it but that’s how it goes.”

challah bread (half a loaf from cecil’s delicatessen)
“manny loves this stuff, that’s why i keep it around. i guess it’s good with any of the mustards, he says?!?!” editor’s note: we do not know who “manny” is.

yak milk (one quart)
“this stuff is TOO AMAZING. it clarifies your skin and your mind. it is given freely by the yak, so u can truly enjoy it. great with chex – rice chex, wheat chex, whatever!!!”

real maple syrup (one gallon)
“people say U can’t tell the difference, but U know, it’s the real deal. it’s a cut above. it’s about 100 cuts above. this is the only thing that touches my waffles.”

– heavy table

let’s hear it for the boy.


aaand → the ladies @ 2:27
aaand → the steel drums @ 3:38
aaand → the re-charge @ 5:16
aaand → the echo finish @ 6:15

c/o anthony f
july 4, 2013 @ 9:30am
home stretch finale

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almost always.

wonder woman
cat woman
when people tell you
something’s wrong
or doesn’t work for them,
they are almost always right.

when they tell you
exactly what they think is wrong
and how to fix it,
they are almost always →

wrong.
neil gaiman

the illustrations above are from a nsfw(ish) series by grégoire guillemin called the secret life of heroes. of course, i found grégoire’s series just as the office maildude decided to drop a package off at my desk. of course, i was stuck on the one of superwoman deep throating a banana (of course). in other news, my coral plimsoll sneakers arrived.

perfect timing.
t.hanks.

but but butts.

tuinhuis 2011
collection flowers anja mulder
anonymous:..does there come a point in being a success when the laurels get heaped so high that you just kind of fall ass-backwards onto it and have a rest? or is everything exhausting, forever?
richard lawson:..christ i can’t wait to fall ass-backwards onto laurels.

correlate yourself.

ms ireland
quality consists in a
developed consciousness
and in a capacity
for complete correlation
of your faculties.
if you are not a
correlated human being,
you are fragmentary,
you are awkward,
you are not there
in any sense
with the thing
that is needed

to be there.
frank lloyd wright

i’m a pill.

shaggy
him: hey, it was great meeting you on saturday night. hope the rest of your evening was great. let me know if you’re up for a drink in the coming weeks.

me: hey! if you’re funny and kind and quick and witty and have a place in mind that you’ve always wanted to try (or re-try), i’m definitely up for a drink in the coming weeks. if you’re undecided and insecure and not into planning or having nyc adventures, i’m busy forever.

{radio silence}.