April 2013 Archives

we need to paint.

like, right now.
no srsly, post haste.
fine fine, after this meeting.

kthxbyeeee.

favorite things.

friday.

you get a nap.
and you get a nap.
and you get a nap.
and you get a nap.

mrs. goldbloom.

“what a sweet little peck.”

swoon.
swoon.
die happy.
swoon.

butts.

i hate asking people, “what do you do?” … but …
i love asking people, “what do you think about a lot?”
responses kick ass, never ever disappoint.

true story:
i stole this move
from a pick-up artist.

empties.

never ruin
a good apology
with an excuse.

– life pro tip of the fucking day

night & day.

ya’ll love brunch.
but i love breakfast.

there’s a difference.

booga wooga.

her:..i’m trying to stay on the straight & narrow,
but i keep getting caught up in the booga wooga.
him:..what’s the booga wooga?
her:..everything that’s not the straight & narrow.

giraffe cameo.

in the space
b e t w e e n
chaos & shape
t h e r e..w a s
another chance.

– jeanette winterson

and it was all.

what a
horrible thing
yellow is.

– edgar degas

yes & yes.

ronna & beverly
is a real live chat show
hosted by america’s favorite
50-something jewish mothers
played by america’s favorite
30-something jessica & jamie‘s.

prepare yourself
for a fucking perfect
camel safari storm.
i.e. iz GOOD.

total request life.

once you make a decision,
the universe conspires
to make it happen.

– emerson

back in 2000,
i made a decision
to dial the trl hotline
over and over and over
until a real person picked up
and put me through to pacey witter.

– 8th grade me

champs.

first month down at “the new job.”
got a lil’ unfinished business to take care of.

{{{{ friday }}}}.

always.

it’s always words
that undress you.

– zag

i’ve been in more scenes where it says, “he sobs” … and sobs is a scary word, right? weeps is okay. he gets emotional, fine. sobs, and you go, oh shit, man. i’ve gotta sob? how am i going to sob? who sobs? you see that word in a script, and when you go to bed, you’re just thinking, why do i have to sob? do i have to sob this week? no, i don’t sob until a week from monday. then somebody tells you have to shoot it earlier. “no we don’t.” “yeah we do.” “no. we don’t shoot that scene until next monday because i’m emotionally inching my way up on the sobbing and i’m telling you it’s next fucking monday!” i don’t even know what the question was.

– john slattery

what the fuck is a sesuhmee?

“it’s quite easy, man. my advice is always make sure that you write down thoughts that are funny cause you want to make sure that you hang on to all the funny things you think of. so, simple as that. write down anything funny that comes to your head. don’t be lazy.”