what the fuck is a sesuhmee?


“it’s quite easy, man. my advice is always make sure that you write down thoughts that are funny cause you want to make sure that you hang on to all the funny things you think of. so, simple as that. write down anything funny that comes to your head. don’t be lazy.”

mitch hedberg

todaydreaming:
mitch hedberg
on twitter.

bigfoot is blurry.

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i bought a doughnut
and they gave me a receipt
for the doughnut.
i don’t need a receipt
for the doughnut.
i’ll just give you the money,
and you give me the doughnut,
end of transaction.
we don’t need to bring
ink and paper into this.

mitch hedberg
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