In case you’re unaware, my blog shows me stats on how most of you find your way here. My all-time favorite is an internet search for “i like you” texts because, seriously, what the hell are “i like you” texts?! So far, my only guess is:
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{Mom quickly grabs cell phone from Daughter mid texting}
Daughter: ..Give it back!
Mom: ..You’re grounded.
Daughter: ..What!? Why!?
Mom: ..I know what you’re doing. You’re sending those . . . those . . .
Daughter: ..Those what, Mom? Those what?!
Mom: ..Those . . . “i like you” texts!