dance like you’re the shit and everyone is watching.

back that thing up.Dear whomever came up with those awful life affirmations for women,

I do NOT want to dance like no one is watching.  How can I possibly prove I’m totally awesome and the MVP of sexy dancing if no one is watching?

If you friend me, you’re getting limited profiled.

[not] Sorry,
PS:  Your weenis is showing.

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