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dartboard: ..dear molls, i am a famous dating coach. if you would implore me. what is the best way for a dude to approach a girl in your run of the mill dance-y pub or club?
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molls: ..just be like, “yo, i got good credit and you look mad beautiful. what’s up? what can i buy you? i feel like you’re probably hilarious, so i’m just going to shut up and you do all the talking. let me know if you need anything.”