excessive thumbs up
goatees
listing your bbm
electronic cigarettes
extreme v-necks
chinless-ness
the word “beatz”
spelling chris “crihs”
visible cell phone belt clip
santa con
beiber hair
pinky rings
shower selfies
gym selfies
unironic ascot wearing
waiting for the path train
failed engagement photos
clip on sunglasses
the vietnam war memorial
dave matthews quotes
facial piercings
posing with your fish
posing with wild animals
multiple cats in one photo
one cat in multiple photos
– amy and i have a lot of opinions about your tinder profile