don’t you lie to me.

trader joe's
March 2006 Grand Opening. Trader Joe’s, Union Square.

Could this really be true?

I will be seriously disappointed if this is just another bullshit Guess what? Trader Joe’s is opening up a second location in New York City! rumor.  But in case this just so happens to be legit, would you mind picking me up some Strawberry Yogurt O’s, Vanilla Soy Milk, and Wild Boreal Blueberries on your way home?