Joseph Leonard. hello foto

I just got my 2nd missed connection in 2 years.
He says, we made eye contact and exchanged hellos.
I say, he hastily undressed me with his old man eyes
and then forced his hello upon me without my consent.
Dude, I am a 24 year old laaaayday.
I sit at the bar cause I like BARTENDERS.
I can count my married friends ON ONE HAND.
I had an entire pot of chocolate cream FOR DINNER.
You are too old to ride this ride.

happy nyc ladies day.

You Are The Best. Hayley & Lucas

Thank You NYC Ladies – m4w – 30 (Manhattan)

Ok I just want to say that I’ve been working out (at the gym etc), do yoga, eat right, keeping up with my hygiene, keeping up with my smarts, etc so that I can be a good product for you NYC ladies. I’m still single but that’s another story (do you want to grab a drink?). I say this because I want to thank all the NYC ladies that take such great care of themselves, you all are so beautiful! Thank you for going to the gym, thank you for eating right, thank you for doing yoga (thank you x1000), thank you for wearing those incredibly sexy boots, or stockings(?), skirts, pants, I guess for that matter dressing so beautifully. Thank you for being so smart too and have that quick wit that is necessary to survive in NYC, and especially to the ladies that don’t take shit from anyone but still look so stunning in putting a jerk in his/her place. I know it seems shallow and I’m not assuming all the beautiful ladies are also beautiful on the inside (there are some mean bitches out there) but great fucking job looking good ladies!

Thank you for holding up your end of the bargain, I take care of myself to keep up with my NYC counterparts (obviously for my own health too) and you NYC ladies do such a fantastic fantastic fantastic job looking and being the hottest women in the states.

– Some 30 Year Old Dude

discretion is a must.

Missed Connections M4W. New York, NY

One time I was on a date with a guy who asked me to tell him something really embarrassing about myself.  I think what I ended up admitting was pretty outrageous because he didn’t actually believe me (it was true!) and now looking back, I probably should have gone with a tamer reveal like the fact I check missed connections daily. Also mildly embarrassing – I came very close to responding to this:

I want a woman who will scratch my head – m4w – 29 (Manhattan)
That’s it. Seriously… I am happily married but my wife has this thing where running her fingers through my hair and scratching my head is like fingers on a chalkboard for her. So I am seeking a woman to fulfill this simple yet intimate pleasure I desire. I can return the favor with a killer massage or just some good company/conversation. I am smart, handsome, with an interesting job in the entertainment field. I am not interested in a relationship or even sex. I know this sounds a little crazy… but hit me with an email/pic if you’re interested. Discretion is a MUST.
Thanks, WA