i once dated a superhero.

1 Gallon of Immortality. Brooklyn Superhero Supply Co., NY

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Dear colleagues, close friends, and the entire internet,
I will be out of the office and thoroughly unavailable on the second Monday in February because I have to go learn how to be a superhero at 826NYC.  I’m [not] really sorry [in the slightest] for any inconvenience this may cause.
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Sincerely,
Amy