like more than a friend.
“it’s quite easy, man. my advice is always make sure that you write down thoughts that are funny cause you want to make sure that you hang on to all the funny things you think of. so, simple as that. write down anything funny that comes to your head. don’t be lazy.”
todaydreaming:
mitch hedberg
on twitter.
i’m on your team.
be on my team.
.
i wanna have babies.
i don’t wanna have babies.
couple of babies.
.
getting excited for my 30s . . .
.
.
turns out,
you can dance
the charleston
to daft punk.
- buzzfeed
.
.
things i emailed my family today:
what did you guys do this weekend?
what does saute mean?
where do i buy chicken fat?
.
then i scolded my mom
for not replying all.
dee end.
.
.
pretty
pretty
dancing.
.
oh yea,
then he kicks her
in the crotch.
?!
.
.
go friday.
.
ps – i’m in love with the song in this video, but even my summa cum laude bachelor’s degree in world wide googling can’t seem to identify it. so so so my lovelies, if you happen to know it, pleeeeeeease speak now or forever hold some peas.
.
.
gotta catch ‘em all.
.
i haven’t written
a haiku in forever.
did i do this right?
.
ps – the trash museum!
pps – crazy diving faces!
ppps – orphaned orangutan!
.
ira’s advice.
james’ definition.
al’s illustration.
.
ps – delighted ira and i are both on board the “no shame in using killer as an adjective” train.
.
i’ve been trying to do it right
i’ve been living a lonely life
i’ve been sleeping here instead
i’ve been sleeping in my bed,
i’ve been sleeping in my bed
.
so show me family
all the blood that i will bleed
i dunno where i belong
i dunno where i went wrong,
but i can write a song
.
i belong with you, you belong with me
you’re my sweetheart
i belong with you, you belong with me
you’re my sweet
.
i don’t think you’re right for him
think of what it might have been if you
took a bus to chinatown
i’d be standing on canal, and bowery
and she’d be standing next to me
.
i belong with you, you belong with me
you’re my sweetheart
i belong with you, you belong with me
you’re my sweetheart
.
and love, we need it now
let’s hope for some
cause oh, we’re bleeding out
.
i belong with you, you belong with me
you’re my sweetheart
i belong with you, you belong with me
you’re my sweet
.
ps – justine, your shit is rigorous and i miss you. das it.
.
.
favorite bits:
“robot music.”
“this is just like my grandma’s sofa!”
“daddy loves dubstep.”
“i think the drop is when you drop being sensible”
“where’s the aaaaafterparty?”
.
fb commissioned choe
to tag their office walls
sometime back in 2005.
.
they offered him:
a...$60,000 cash
b...5,000,000 shares
.
wisely, he chose the shares.
.
ely kim,
will you go to prom with me?
kthxbyeeeeee.
.
ps – i dedicate these first 52 seconds to dobies, joji, bsaks, and justine.
L..I..K..E……A..N……A..N..I..M..A..L….
.
ps – today’s gonna be weird.
.
ps – co-creators victoria and kate say, “asking people to define desire is like a rorschach test. (by the way, google image hermann rorschach. he’s dead sexy. rip).” ohhhdip.
.
pps – forearms.
.
there’s a bluebird in my heart that
wants to get out
but i’m too clever, i only let him out
at night sometimes
when everybody’s asleep.
i say, i know that you’re there,
so don’t be
sad.
charles bukowski
ps - california is a place (!)
.
in honor of
how little i loved
this movie’s font choice *,
.
here is a video
memorializing the
badassness de saul bass.
.!!
* it looks like a promo poster for a chatty recipe email chain (“actually, the best one is the one you know in your head and can type right now. don’t agonize over it, it’s the one you make when you are short on time!” → quote pulled directly from a chatty recipe email chain). not a fan.
.
.
i can’t stop watching
this video able & cole posted.
.
play tears in heaven!
play tears in heaven!
.
ps – love love love the sound of the iphone being dropped into the guitar.
.
.
i think you’re freaky:
0:29
1:24
2:36
.
and i like you a lot:
0:39
1:46
3:39
.
ps – the masses say, “die antwoord performs music which incorporates many zef elements . . . a south african slang term that describes a unique south african style which is modern and trashy and also includes out-of-date, discarded cultural and style elements . . . yolandi was quoted as saying, ‘it’s associated with people who soup their cars up and rock gold and shit. zef is, you’re poor but you’re fancy. you’re poor but you’re sexy, you’ve got style.’”
