Fabexy. One of Mine
I am just now realizing that aimlessly wandering EVERY AISLE of my hometown video store as a tweenasaur (heygirlhey mishawaka hollywood video) was a totally epic waste of my money considering I always left with the same five fucking films EVERY TIME:
1. For Love or Money
2. Drop Dead Fred
3. History of the World: Part 1
4. Blazing Saddles
5. Empire Records
Why didn’t I see the trend and just buy them on VHS?!
I could have saved up for coolshit I really wanted!
Man, this is tragic. Like, really tragic:
I would have been able to buy maybe a dozen novelty key chains from Claire’s or like an entire portfolio of Glamour Shots® or, ohmygodshutup, the trampoline hanging from the ceiling at Sam’s Club. Wooaaah, Rod Stewart was sooo right:
Taftka PBJ. One of Mine
Playing gibberish cookies at my day job reminds me just how much I miss doing improv (soo much). Post a comment explaining what a Taftka or Taftka PBJ is, and I’ll buy/make you an awesome present and mail it to your home/work address.
Jakitopi. One of Mine
Things I do on my work computer tend to fall into two categories: .SFW and NSFW. I honestly have no idea why taking a picture (on my lunch break!) of a word (that I made up!) using a single serving of communal Cinnamon Schoolbook Cookies (that I bought!) felt extremely NSFW......
PS – If you define jakitopi and use it in a sentence, I’ll buy you something awesome and send it to you at work . All your co-workers will be mad jealous, yo.
PPS – If you re-arrange my schoolbook serving into a brand new word and define/use that word in a sentence, same-zies on my gift at work promise.