like more than a friend.

  • dan

    taftka (n.) – an object too large to be a tchotchke but falling within the same category of useless trinkets.

  • Behind You

    Taftka PBJ (n.) – a variation on the classic peanut butter and jelly sandwich developed by the secret love-child of Franz Kafka and President William Howard Taft; generally includes absinthe-soaked insects and can only be consumed while sporting a handlebar mustache.