Everything I eat/drink tastes salty and metallic.
The internet said, “must be a bad reaction to chemo.”
Then two fire trucks pulled up outside my building.
The firemen said, “there’s been a reported gas leak.”
Clearly, the highest reading came from my apt.
So you say chemo, I say CO.
Let’s call the whole thing off.
PS – check out my co-worker’s awesome edits to St. Patrick’s patronage.