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My last new year’s resolution was to use the above response more frequently and, unfortunately, I only made good on it towards the [not so] bitter end. Lucky for me and few choice strangers, this year I’m going to make up fantastic lies about what I do for a living. So far, I’ve played with flight attendant for an adult-only airline and after-school magic program coordinator for inner-city teens. So far, soooo good.