I realized this morning that the last movie I saw like a normal person (in a theater! with cell phone glare! and dirty popcorn!) was The Blind Side. And you know what? Screw all you 3-dimensional douche-bag eye rollers who can’t seem to fathom how I still haven’t seen Avatar. I love Sandra Bullock. She’s got everything I could ever ask for in an actress slash new best friend. Appropriate comedic timing that warms the heart and brings on a much needed, good natured smile? Check. Pretty but not soo outrageously gorgeous that I feel she might be a threat to all womankind? Check. Blockbuster, ballsmasher, sporadically academy nominated hits that she seamlessly pumps out again and again and again? Check. Sandra Bullock, you are GOLD. Today’s post is dedicated to you and to commence forth with this dedication, I am having another CONTEST. Name the origin of this movie quote and you will win something I haven’t purchased from Duane Reade or found in the back of my closet . . . yet :
Boy:..I have to warn you, I’ve heard relationships based on intense experiences never work.
Girl:..Okay. We’ll have to base it on sex then.
Boy:..Whatever you say, ma’am.