like more than a friend.

back that thing up.Dear whomever came up with those awful life affirmations for women,

I do NOT want to dance like no one is watching.  How can I possibly prove I’m totally awesome and the MVP of sexy dancing if no one is watching?

If you friend me, you’re getting limited profiled.

[not] Sorry,
PS:  Your weenis is showing.

  • jo

    is this post inspired by TRUE LIFE EVENTS?

    because you are the best dancer i know!!!


  • Amy

    Thanks, Joji! But if you ask me, you got some pretty superbly stellar moves yourself…

    just sayin.