Yesterday was Secretaries’ Day and EARTH Day. Clearly, fantastic secretaries (especially these lovely ladies) make the world go round. Since it became painfully obvious throughout the day that the office was a total ghost town, I decided to take matters into my own hands. On the fly, I used my lunch break to organize a celebration for this momentous occasion awesome-style with fruit, chocolate, sparkling pink lemonade, and Aretha Franklin’s R. E. S. P. E. C. T.
ooo What you want? (copies?)
ooo Baby, I got (your copies)
ooo What you need (more copies?)
ooo Do you know I got it (your copies)
ooo All I’m askin’ (oh, sorry, I didn’t realize you were on the phone)
Is for a little respect when you come home… just a little bit